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Attack of the 50ft TwinsWe Start our story off at Springfield Elementry School as the kids are leaving to go home. All the kids are proceeding on the bus.
Bart: Hey Milhouse!
Bart: take a look i stole from Principle Skinners office!
(bart reaveals a whoopi cushion)
Milhouse: Woah! cool Bart, how did you get that from his office?
Bart: Well i was sent to the principle fro disrupting the class and while old Skinhead stepped out i ransacked his Drawer and found this Baby!
Milhouse: Your my hero! so what are going to do with it? are you gonna prank somebody!
Bart: Just watch and learn 4 eyes! (inflates cushion and places it quickly in the seat behind them) Watch and learn!
(meanwhile the twins Sherri and Terri step on the bus and walk towards the whoopi cushioned seat, they walk past bart waving to them and both turn up their noses. Bus pulls ofSherri move towars the window seat while Terri sits down on the isle seat sitting on the Whoopi cushion. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
Guitar Hero Story:Obsessed
One Night at a bar called 797, a band called The Inferno was playing for Happy Hour. The Bar was offering drinks on the house for happy hour so drinks for Free. The Band consisted of Our Guitar Hero character favorites(as they appered in GT3): Lars Ümlaüt, Judy Nails, Casey Lynch and Johnny Napalm
and they were rockin' the Bar iut with screaming fans and loud rock music. Towards the End of Happy hour the band was done and while the Fans shouted "Encore, Encore, Encore," the band, while wanting to play more, were pretty much done for the night and ready for some drinks.
Lars: Hey mates! how's about a little free beers to ease the stress away.
Casey: Sounds Wiked.
Judy: Maybe one or two
Lars: WHat do yo say Johnny. Johnny?
Johnny: I way ahead of you guys
Johnny had already grabbed two of the last reamaining drinks for happy hour. The Band rushed off stage and bum rushed towards the Bar counter . While Casey and Lars made it
a dangerous hallucinationThe light coming through the window was bright,
much too bright.
Even though my eyes were closed
I could see it-
The skin of my arms prickled,
sweat dripped from my brow.
It was two in the afternoon but…
the sun was setting
through the window facing east.
I should have seen the hutch,
shelves lined with bone china
decorated with delicate leaves and vines.
I was so thirsty
and reaching for cups that should have been there.
Instead I found a billboard of butterflies,
the colors raging
more than any rainbow
I'd ever seen.
Their wings fluttered and flashed
yet somehow they moved in slow motion.
I wanted to stand,
wanted to reach out and touch them but…
I couldn't move,
and yet I laughed
ignoring my dry mouth
and the tingling in my feet.
There was a tempest
on the rise
and in my blood.
A sugar rush disguised
as a riot of butterflies
and they were swarming me.
There was a small vial
of insulin in my pocket
that I nev
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